Sunday, November 25, 2007

SSSS CHAPTER 21!

Dean picks up Talia's stick and rests it over the fire.
Dean- I already destroyed the tolpa and the ring, so I would cooperate if I were you.
Talia- Fine. I was going to use Alex to kill Sam.
Dean- What? Why?
Talia- *Amused* Wow. Looks like my peanut brain is smarter than your apple sized brain.
Dean lowers the stick into the fire. The flames had engulfed her wings, and started buring.
Dean- Now I'm going to ask you again. Why Alex?
Talia- *In pain* Her curse.
Dean- What about it?
Talia- I don't know!
Dean- Fine.
Dean lowers the stick even further into the flames.
Talia- She attracts evil!
Dean- What? *Pulling the stick out of the fire*
Talia- Her curse attracts evil. With that kind of power, demons could take over the planet. She's going to be hunted the rest of her life, just like Sam. You see, some people want to see Sam kill Alex, while others want the opposite. I think you know who's side I'm on.
Dean- Now that we cleared that up, tell me how to return things to normal.
Talia- I can't.
Dean- Why not? *Irritated*
Talia- There is no cure.
Dean- *Frustrated* Excuse me?
Talia- Don't worry. It only lasts fourty-eight hours.
Dean- That's it?
Talia- No. It only works if you kill me within that time. You might as well let me go now, because we both know, that you don't know how to kill me.
Dean- Really? Because I've done some homework of my own, you see. Now I'm not sure if it'll work or not, but considering you were created by children that believe in fairy tales, then I'd kill you the way a little girl thinks you would die in a fairy tale.
Talia gets a nervous look of shock on her face. Dean leans in and narrows his eyes on her.
Dean- I don't believe in fairies b****.
As soon as Dean said it, Talia lit up on fire and desintagrated into ash.
Dean- That was so simple, yet so very strange. *Popping another marshmallow into his mouth*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Dean walks in the house around ten o'clock. Dean drops his duffle off in his room and walks over to Sam, who was still sitting on the nightstand.
Dean- Where's Alex?
Sam- She's in the living room with Ellen. Don't worry, she got Alex to calm down and forgive you.
Dean- That's good to hear. Listen, I've got some good news, and I've got some bad news. The good news, is that I killed Talia.
Sam- But we're still small.
Dean- That's the bad news. She gave me the reversal glitter, but it takes effect tomorrow morning.
Sam- So we just have to wait it out then?
Dean- Yep. But first I have to put this on you.
Dean dumps glitter all over Sam.
Sam- Dude!
Dean- You wanna be normal again or what?
Sam- Yes, but is it necessary to cover me from head to toe?
Dean- Yes.
Dean takes Sam into the living room, so Dean can explain what's going to happen. As Sam gets off Dean's hand and onto the coffee table, he realizes that everyone is giving him an odd look.
Sam- What?
Alex- Why are you covered in glitter?
Sam- To go back to normal. How come you don't have any on you?
Alex- I don't know.
Sam turns around to see Dean holding up his camera phone. There's a sudden flash, as Sam glares at Dean.
Dean- Smile Sammy. You're on Winchester camera.
Sam- Very funny Dean. Do you have any idea how long it's going to take to get this out of my hair?
Dean- I'm guessing it'll all be gone by the time Alex has her baby. If not, then I guess we'll just have to cut it then.
Sam- We? *Snorting* Yeah right!
Ellen- Alex's baby?
Dean and Sam look at Ellen, then they all look at Alex.
Alex- Yes. I'm pregnant. Happy? Now everybody knows.
Ellen- Congratulations sweety.
Alex- Thank you, Ellen. *Glaring at Sam and Dean* You're the first one to say that to me.
Ellen- You boys didn't congratulate her yet?
Sam- Well...Uhh.
Dean- I umm...No.
Alex- Right, because you were too busy interrogating me, and Sam just walked away.
Ellen- A shrunken girl finds out that she's pregnant, and that's how you react?
Ellen looked at Sam and Dean dissapointed.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

lol Fawsome dude!

peacejojo said...

Thank you Spike! :D lol